How to Stay Horny | Horny as a Hare
Let me lead you down a tight “horny” rabbit hole full of stiff long pricks, ready to poke!
Have you ever heard the term “horny as a hare”? The female rabbit recieved what was perceived as a bad rap due to how fertile they are and the amount of babies they can have in a very short amount of time. Simply put the animal is known for its copulatory prowess, male or female.
Historical Hare
The rabbit has always been the symbol spring and of of Eostra, the pagan Germanic goddess of spring and fertility.
In medieval and Renaissance art, rabbits were frequently represented alongside a woman, an example, such as Venus, Roman goddess of love and sexuality. In ancient Greece, hares were sacred, especially to Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love. Aphrodite’s son Eros was often shown carrying a hare as a symbol of lascivious desire, lust.
Not liking that artists used the rabbit to represent virginal purity and also to allude to the more intimate connection between lovers, the act of sex, christians, began to connect rabbit with witches, accusing that they were the witch’s familiars and connecting the rabbit to lust, one of the seven deadly sins.
Horny History
“Having the horn” was the crude word describing physical arousal of a male’s penis during the mid-18th century. It took another “hard” century before the term “Horny” appeared. Today, horny is a slang term for wanting to have sex or being sexually aroused or excited or that deep-seated, itch for an unslakable bodily keening for sex. It means to LUST!
Horns
Historically, every culture through time associates beasts, with horns, with sex. Animals such as rams, stags, and bulls sport large masculine horns. Horns associated with a hard penis.
Goats although have smaller horns that are more spurius than their other beasties mentioned, they are the ones that in history and lure associated with a sexual tales. Goes to show it’s not the size but how you use it, wink………wink………! Maenads and Satyrs were all a sexual lot! Specifically, Pan goes down in history as a horny half man God and half goat.
MERGING horny and hare, you get the jackalope, THE PERFECT COMBINATION!
STAYING HORNY
How many times have you wished you could harness not just the the energy of a horny beast or hare, but the mindset? Here are some mental and physical inspirations.
- Read erotica and highlight excerpts for your partner to read. It’s a horny win-win for both sides. This gives you great ideas for the bedroom, too!
- Watch porn, yes porn, romantic, and or educational videos. Even erotic images or GIFS for 20 minutes. Marrige’s Sexiest Secret has a Discord thread called Mood Room that has images, GIFs, and occasional movies.
- Use a tool or toy for 10-12 minutes every evening, edging and then finally orgasming once. Tease yourself. Even better, maybe your partner would like to use the tool or toy on you but without having intercourse or orgasm.
- Self-exploration, touching yourself. Learn how to touch yourself with your own hands so that you feel sexy and turn yourself on!
- Communicate your desires with words, texts, sticky notes, memes, and maybe even a few snaps of yourself.
- Turn on lists, make them, and share them. If your partner knows something honestly turns you on, they will use those things to their advantage.
- Applying a warming or cooling gel or lube to the genitals. Horny doesn’t always equal moisture but increases the possibility of moistness.
- Eat green M&M’s…. of course!
