Masturbation Month | The Merry Naughty Month of May I…..
May ignites with forbidden fire. At Marriage’s Sexiest Secret, we claim the entire month as our darkest, most delicious celebration of masturbation and shared sexuality. May is officially International Masturbation Month, and we explore it as couples as Mutual Masturbation Month, where eyes lock in ecstasy of climax, partners whisper filthy commands, and every slow stroke pulls you deeper into each other’s hidden desires.
May’s true heartbeat throbs on May 1 with Beltane, the ancient Celtic fire festival of raw passion and peak sensuality. This is the night the veil thins and the Earth grows slick with need. A thick, electric sexual tension is in the air, and everything living swells with urgent hunger.
This is the season to celebrate the Sacred Sexual Marriage, the divine fuck between the Earth Goddess (the May Queen) and the Sun God (the Green Man), sky and soil rutting in sacred, violent sexuality. Mortals mirrored it through “greenwood marriages” during Going A-Maying: lovers slipped into the woods, gathered hawthorn blossoms (the flower of sex and seduction), and fucked wildly under the sky and trees. They returned with a saited flush and carrying stories of uninhibited pleasure. May Day mixed this Celtic fire with Roman debauchery like Floralia, naked performances, public flirtation, and permission to be gloriously filthy. Together, they created the original spring sex ritual: a bawdy and erotic celebration where bodies collided freely while bonfires roared.
At M.S.S., we invite that ancient eroticism into the present and turn it into Mutual Masturbation Month.
This month we explore five shadowy threads designed to corrupt and delight every couple:
- All Weekend Sexual Play (May Day) Beltane
- The Illuminati Sex Position
- The Solo Priming Exercise – Prepping the Body for Scenes
- The “May I?” Verbal Vollying Exercise
- Homework: Create Pheramones with Public Flirting
- Explore the dark, spiritual, and historical aspects of Beltane and May Day in Illuminati D|s-M Theatre Scene
- The toys and tools that make mutual masturbation deliciously addictive
Whether you are a seasoned D/s-M couple who already craves power and control, or brand-new lovers just beginning to explore intimacy, we offer Beginner and Seasoned options for every thread. Our approach blends D/s-M dynamics, BDSM elements, and other intimate techniques so every couple can play at the level that feels right.
May Holidays & Observances
- May 1 – Beltane, May Day (Beltane Weekend Scene)
- May 1 – Comando/No Panties Day – Easy access and use.
- May 1 – Illum-n-Naughty Day
- May 2 – Kentucky Derby & World Naked Gardening Day – Pony Play in the Garden
- May 4 – Star Wars Day (“May the 4th Be With You”) Toys/Tools & Building The Sexual Force (Sexual Energy)
- May 5 – Make Out Day
- May 7 – International Masturbation Day – Claim your pleasure, then beg so prettily for permission.
- May 8 – Outdoor Intercourse Day – Into the woods, Go A Maying, into the greenwood.
- May 9 – Finger Day – Many ways to use those digits – Illuminati Practice
- May 14 – Online Erotic Romance Day – Send your partner sexy messages
- May 25 – National Date Your Mate Day (Memorial Day Weekend) – Using your sexual energy in public – Pheramones & Flirting
- May 31 – Blue Moon – Month Closing Ritual of Climax – Forced Orgasm
We’ll show you exactly how to use each one to make your mutual masturbation darker, wetter, and more addictive, with beginner and seasoned options.
This merry, naughty month of May I….. is dripping with ancient sin, secret knowledge, and cheeky rebellion. Every article this month will hand you the maps, the scripts, the filthy phrases, and the wicked ideas so you can play at whatever depth you crave.
So tell us… How deep do you want to go? The warm months are upon us. How hot will you get?
Share your darkest May fantasies or your first “May I…?” in your downtimes. The full details, rituals, scenes, and twisted inspirations drop all month long. Learn to verbally volley, building sexual energy, and how to talk dirty to your partner.
Happy Masturbation Month, you beautiful deviants.
“May” your shared pleasure be filthy, forbidden, and utterly unforgettable.
