Harvest Sex Positions | September Celebrations
Pirate’s Treasure & Lumberjack’s Standing Tree
Let’s celebrate this month with a couple of great sex positions!
International Talk Like a Pirate Day is celebrated annually on September 19th. We celebrate the spirit of the pirate, their dress, and language. Some ideas and inspirations for Ye’ Maties.
- Dressing up in eye patches and pirate hats. A little role-play with Jack Sparrow and his favorite wench and a hook!
- Using Pirates Language. A cock was a yardarm and a cunt a quim… (YOU KNOW YOU WANTED TO KNOW)
- Treasure Hunt- Use some crystal sex toys, probes, Yo Ho, search for the treasure!
- Food and Drink- Seafood and Rum
National Lumberjack Day, a celebrated holiday on September 26th, honors honor the history, legacy, and hearty lifestyle of traditional loggers. You can celebrate this day by
- Eating pancakes, waffles, and bacon together with some fancy flavored syrups, Splosh with food-play!
- Wear some nice sexy plaid or flannels (Red and Black). Can be very sexy on subs and Doms.
- Hiking and camping in the woods, stopping off for some sexy time under some wood, TIMBER!!!!
- A wooden dildo set
- A wooden dowel rod
These positions honor the month of September.
Position 1: Pirate’s Treasure (Mabon Equinox Ritual Claiming)
Once a year, when day and night stand equal, the Mabon Queen must return carrying Davy’s heart in a box. The heart is placed back into the Pirate King’s chest and only beats with living power on this Mabon night. She comes to harvest his seed, pulling it deep into her body so the energy from his returned heart can pass through her and finish the equinox balance. It is what must be done.
The Position
Setup A thick leather collar is buckled around the Mabon Queen’s neck. An anal hook is worked into her tight little stern and tied off with rope to the back of the collar. The rope is pulled snug so the hook stays buried and every movement tugs at both her neck and her ass. A long, thick tentacle depth dildo waits to the side, ready to be driven into her arse later.
Stage 1 – On the Treasure Chest She is set on a low treasure chest, hands behind her propping her up, thighs spread wide open. The collar-and-hook tension keeps her arched and constantly aware of the metal seated in her stern.
The Pirate King drops between her legs and goes straight at her dripping quim. He licks and sucks her golden hold while his tentacle toys stroke, pinch, and squeeze her pearl. He works that swollen little treasure without mercy, tugging, rolling, and tormenting it until the pearl stands out hard and proud. When it is sticking out thick and tight he latches on and suckles it hard, growling against her flesh while the tentacles keep writhing in her cunt and against her pearl.
Transition When her pearl is engorged and her quim is soaking, he stands. He pulls his thick yardarm free, the swollen tip already glistening. He gives himself a few slow, heavy pumps, then swipes his thumb across the wet head and smears the pre-cum over her lips. She licks it off without being told.
Stage 2 – All Fours Claiming He hauls her off the chest and puts her on all fours. The hook stays buried in her stern, rope still linked to her collar. He lines up his main mast, drives into her golden hold in one long thrust, and fucks her hard and deep under the Harvest Moon. Every stroke shoves her forward against the tension of the hook and collar. He reaches under and keeps abusing her hard little pearl while he boards her cunt, making sure she feels owned in every hole.
He does not pull out. He empties his seed as deep as it will go so the Mabon Queen can harvest every hot drop into her body. That is the whole purpose of the night.
The moment he finishes, he grabs the long tentacle depth dildo, pulls the hook free, and forces the thick tentacle deep into her gaping stern. He works it in and out, pushing his fresh seed even deeper into her belly while his tentacles seem to dance with delight.
“Gape for me, wench. Take me tentacle deep while I shove me seed up into yer belly where it belongs.”
Smutty Pirate Framing
“On the chest, ye greedy little harvest slut. Hands behind ye. Spread that dripping quim. Feel the hook in yer stern? Good. It stays. Look at this pearl… hard and sticking out like it wants to be plucked. I’m gonna suck this swollen treasure till ye can’t think.
(stands, pumps his glistening yardarm, wipes the pre-cum across her mouth) Lick it. Taste what ye’re about to take.
Now get on yer fucking knees. Present that fine booty. Take me main mast while the hook keeps yer ass full. That’s it… take every thick inch. Harvest me seed, Queen. Milk every drop out of yer Captain’s yardarm. This is what yer cunt is for tonight.
Gape for me. Take this tentacle deep while I push me seed up into yer belly.”
Practice notes
- Keep the rope tension firm but safe.
- The pearl must be visibly hard and protruding before she is moved to all fours.
- The pre-cum wipe across her lips is a deliberate act of ownership.
- He finishes deep inside her quim.
- Immediately after, the long tentacle dildo is used to push his seed even deeper, sealing the energetic transfer.
Position 2: Lumberjack’s Standing Tree
(Mabon Forest Anal Claiming)
At the turning of the equinox, when the second harvest is taken and the woods grow darker, the Mabon Queen walks alone among the trees. The Autumn Lumberjack finds her there. On this night he binds her standing in the tree position to celebrate the Equinox in the woods. He is firm, steady, and deliberate — beginning with deep worship of her ass before he works the grain open until she is gaping and can take his cock fully.
He ties her wrists apart with suspension cuffs to two trees or sturdy bedposts, arms open like branches. Her ankles are clipped or tied together. She stands on the tips of her toes so her body can be swayed like timber in the wind.
While she stands, he plays with her clit — fingers or a small vibe — until she is wet and swollen. Then he presses the soft black-and-red cunt plug into her, seating it deeply so she is filled.
He pours warm oil down the cleft of her ass and massages it into the tight entrance, working the grain. He leans in and thoroughly rims and worships her, licking and sucking until her hole softens and begins to open. He adds clove gel to help her relax, then begins fingering her, carefully opening the way while continuing to stimulate her clit around the soft plug.
He progresses with beautiful wooden anal plugs. He works a small wood plug into her, then a medium, then a large wood plug, still teasing her clit. The entire time he uses a smooth wooden dowel as a playful switch — lightly tapping and spanking her breasts, the soles of her feet, her thighs, and especially her ass — keeping her skin warm and her body swaying on her toes.
When she is gaping and ready, he removes the large wood plug, lines up, and drives his cock into her open ass. The soft black-and-red cunt plug stays buried, making her tighter around him. He fucks her with deep, powerful, rhythmic strokes, like a man driving a wedge into seasoned wood, while she sways between the trees. He continues working her clit until she ripens and clenches around him.
He finishes deep inside her ass, giving her the full measure of what the forest is owed.
Lumberjack Framing (Cultured Swedish voice)
“There you are… walking alone in my woods.
Wrists apart. Ankles together. Up on your toes.
Yes… now you stand like fine timber waiting for the cut.
First this clit… I want you wet and ready.
Cunt plug installed. Black and red, and soft, like my flannel. Filling you.
Now the oil. I will work it into the grain.
My mouth next. I will lick and suck this tight entrance until it softens and opens for me.
Clove gel… relax. Let me open you properly with my fingers.
Small wood plug… good.
Medium… take the measure.
Large wood plug… yes. Gape for me.
A few light strokes with the dowel across these breasts… these feet… this fine ass…
Now take my cock. Every thick inch.
Feel how snug you are with that soft plug inside your cunt? That is how I want the fit.
I will work you steadily, like driving a wedge into seasoned wood, while I rub this clit until you ripen for me.
Clench that tight, stuffed ass around me and give me what the forest is owed.”
How to Do the Position (Clear Steps)
- Use suspension cuffs or rope to tie her wrists apart to two sturdy points (trees or bedposts).
- Clip or tie her ankles together.
- Have her stand on the tips of her toes so she can be swayed.
- Play with her clit (fingers or vibe) until she is very wet.
- Insert the soft black-and-red cunt plug.
- Pour warm oil down her ass and massage it thoroughly into the entrance.
- Rim and orally worship her ass until she softens.
- Apply clove gel for relaxation.
- Finger her open while rubbing her clit.
- Progress through small → medium → large wooden anal plugs.
- Use a wooden dowel to lightly tap and spank her breasts, feet, thighs, and ass throughout.
- When she is gaping, remove the large wood plug.
- Enter her ass with deep, steady strokes (cunt plug stays in for tightness).
- Continue clit stimulation while fucking her.
- Finish deep inside her ass.
